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24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

1. When anyone misuses a magniloquent word.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

2. When basic bitches try to throw shade on you.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

3. When your boss threatens “serious consequences” for the umpteenth time.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

4. When the class geek shows up to the reunion swole.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

5. When you take a frenemy clothes shopping.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

6. When a gross drunken bro starts catcalling you.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

7. When someone tries to talk shit about your mom.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

8. When you have to explain social media to your extended family.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

9. When you can’t seem to shake a guy.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

10. When the same girl’s been hogging the bathroom mirror for over an hour.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

11. When people just can’t take a damn hint.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

12. When a dude friend asks you for dating advice.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

13. When your siblings tell an hour-long rambling story with no point.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

14. When your parents try to set you up on a date with “that nice boy.”

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

15. When women start hitting on your man right in front of you.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

16. When your mom emails you chain letters written in colorful Comic Sans.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

17. When you answer the door to Jehovah’s Witnesses instead of the pizza guy.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

18. When a co-worker keeps humble bragging about his sexploits.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

19. When people keep talking over you during a presentation.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

20. When you get shushed during a conversation.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

21. When you a dude says you’re great at something… for a girl.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

22. When your bestie starts gushing about her new crush.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

23. When someone on Facebook leaves a cryptic status update.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

24. When you leave the house. For any reason. Ever.

24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

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